New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6
Hell no. HELL NO. Fucking cinder blocks!? Who’s genius idea is this?? Someone’s fat ass is going to climb up the couch and the blocks will shift. The couches will fall and someone is fucking DEAD. This ain’t a life hack….this a damn death hack
we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with
current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you